Funny (or nice) Quotes I Have Heard

"...that Jen girl is fucking awesome, I just read one of her rants."

"Jen seems to have the amazing ability of picking up other people's topics and making it interesting. Or posting her own and making others tag along."

"okay, so you could control me... anything you want"

(me to someone else): "you're just sweetness wrapped up in a big bundle of bitch."

"Your writing never fails to impress."

“I have sensitive nipples!”

“You suck!” (Really funny if you know the context, but I can’t quite give it away. Suffice it to say, it wasn’t exactly a suited time to say it, and no, it wasn’t during head).

“I was going to say, you should hear her, it’s really funny, but then I realized… waitaminute.”

"It's a shame you can't come." (said right after I just finished a really nice, intense orgasm.
"Uhhh... I just did."
"Oh well, you said you were quiet, I didn't think you meant that quiet." (Having been somewhat loud, or so I thought)

(after having just spent a few minutes choking back what would have normally been screams and enjoying myself rather well) "Okay, we'd better stop."
"Were you close?"
"Uhhh... there was a whole bunch of orgasm wrapped up in all that."
"Oh, okay."

"He looks like he brushed his hair with a pork chop."

"I'd totally bone him! He looks like he'd be wild in the sack."

"You have really sensitive nipples, don't you?" (said after I finish coming down from an arousal high from having my nipples played with)

"I was going to offer you a pillow."

"I was talking to Jen last night, and all that, and yeah, so... you and her?"

"I'm going to have to totally fuck you because apparently you have it, whatever it is."

"Wow, you can tell they didn't use this 'cause it looks really bad." (said about the CGI extras on the MIB II DVD that hadn't yet gone through post-production)

"I like seeing you like that."
"Like what?"
"Writhing."

"I can't think of anyone I'd rather it was with than you."

"Remind me to never have sex with you... there wouldn't be any sex, it would just be all weird!"

"I guess we should stop bugging (friend) about the conversations he has during sex, shouldn't we? After all, here we are talking about (another friend)."

"He would be so angry he would vomit!"

"I'm Clifford Olson." (ask me for the story sometime, it's fantastically funny)

"I think we found that spot again."

"I need to figure out how to say "Women" and exclude you from all the negative connotations. ;) *grin* You're kindof like a rational man, with boobies. :) And you're hot."

"It's not a toy... it's a meaty piece of manmeat."

"Well, that was my first thought, then I decided "Why not actually /playing/ the game instead of molesting helpless CG monkeys?" Then I decided "CG monkeys are more fun than playing the game," and I molested my monkey."


 

 

 

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