Pickup lines that are guaranteed...

From theSpark.com :

"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would set my anus and your armpits on fire." (8 stars)
"Do you have a name, or just leprosy, gorgeous?" (3 stars)
"You've got monkey written all over you." (7 stars)
"Let's enjoy the traditional custom in Algiers of getting bad eyesight." (5 stars)