*grumble* And this is the shortest, easiest of all the papers. Frig.

Then there's:

2500 words for reading log (theories of communications)
2500 words for public relations (I think that's the amount)
2500 words or so for greek mythology
3000 words for theories of communications
Another five pages for women and media
Plus regular articles for Whore's Boudoir
Plus occasional content for here
Plus another 48423 words for My Novel
Plus all the writing assignments for my Algonquin course I haven't even touched (and I don't want to have wasted that money)

Argh! No more writing. :P