Quotes:

"Is this my penis?"

and

"I really thought that I'd be the one swallowing the jelly-cock, but alas it was not to be."
"It's not too late."

Then there were other quotes said, but we can't remember them. A post will follow on here later, whereby I do some mini-ranting about the time spent with people yesterday. Needless to say, hanging out with friends doesn't always leave one feeling good about oneself. Or others.