Fuck me, the Muppets is funny shit:

Doc: How do you do, I'm Doc.
Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D?"
Doc: Yes.
Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y"
Doc: True.
Ernie: And true starts with the letter "T"
Doc: What is all this?
Bert: Where we come from, this is small talk.

And

Doc: That's one worried frog.
Count: That's ONE! One worried frog!
Robin: Well, he's not the only one.
Count: That's TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha!

And

Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Dr. Teeth: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Monet exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: RENOIR. RENOIR.