And for you pun-lovers:

* Joins: Pronto ()
(MSminion) PRONTO!! YOUR BACK!!!
(Pronto) I brought my front, too.
(MSminion) Whoa! Both of 'em? Wow.
* Pronto bows.
(MSminion) What about your left?
(Pronto) Nope. It got left, right over there.
(MSminion) Right.
(Pronto) No, it left.
(MSminion) No left or right, then?
(Pronto) Damn straight.

And some intelligence to round things off:

(CharoNoMe) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.