I think this is my favourite lavalife exchange so far (my first ever fuck off):

Him: web cam??
Me: What about it?
Him: Let's go...you got a cam?
Me: Geez dude, ever heard of foreplay? No, I don't have a cam
Him: fo
Me: *rofl*
Me: Awww... sorry Dad. No love for you
Him: mature
Me: I guess you'll never know
Him: would appear so

I'd like to point out two things: 1, he's 42, and my profile says I don't want old guys, so I don't feel bad about being mean, and 2, Thena is currently perched on top of my head, which is wrapped up in a towel turban-style.