Wow... I offended someone before lunch!

D says:
baby paste?
D says:
baby batter?
Me:
Not so much, but figures someone from lava would take it that way :)
D says:
from lava
D says:
thats what I am...a boy from lava
Me:
I know
D says:
im obviously more than that
D says:
like, you arent just a chick from lava
Me:
Cool, I've offended someone before lunch
D says:
fucking bitch takes pride in it?

...and then he logged off before I could reply.

Uhhh... wtf!?!