I'm conducting an informal poll to try to rectify and/or correct assumptions I've always made that I'm now learning are faulty.

Basically, I'd appreciate it if you'd comment with the answer, as long or as short as you'd like, to the question(s):

Do you masturbate?
If no, why not?
If yes, how often on average?

You're more than welcome to comment anonymously if you'd like. This will help me out in a future Whore's Boudoir article I'm developing.

Thanks. :)