I want to write, and yet, I don't know what to write.

Hmm... Tick quote: "Y'know Arthur, I hate broccoli... and yet, in a way, I am broccoli."

Ripping Friends quote (go Jose!): "Eat your cauliflower!" *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* "See what happens to people that are mean to kids, boys and girls?"

Or the guy who swallowed the whistle, the telephone, the light, and then the puppy... that was funny. :)