And some bologna, but hey, I could use some great sex... and it's fun to laugh at ;)

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not?

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when woman make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite or same sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Malaise. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you with in four days ( I can't wait) of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life.

You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?)

Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

GOOD SEX, but please remember: 10 copies of this message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours or you will not have good sex again for the rest of your life!!!!

Now, I have to say, some of this is really pretty sexist. But then again, it's easy to see sexism when you're studying it everywhere. :) However... *sigh* Argh. I hate being sick, I hate having a cold, I hate being so tired and run down. And there are a number of other things I hate, work being right up there right now. I'm getting kinda screwed at work, and the problem is, I can't really say anything about it, because it's one of my bosses doing it. I hate not being able to call people on their hypocrisy or other comments/stupidities because they happen to be my superior. Don't try to be my friend and then be my boss -- it doesn't work.

Hmm... life might get interesting over the next while, or it might remain completely and totally unchanged; we'll see. More than likely, totally unchanged, but one can hope, no? No. But... I wish. *sigh*

Anyhow, I'm going to try to sleep off this cold. Or at least put myself out of my misery. :P

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