Do you ever look at someone or think of someone you know and wonder, "How in the hell does this person get laid? How does some guy willingly fuck him/her? Or how does some girl willingly let him/her into her body?"

Then do you ever wonder if people look at you and think the same thing, and feel guilty for being so snotty in the first place?

My head is an interesting place to live.

Being tipsy at the Denny's is fun! As is bringing home pie for your dad. :)