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At University I LEARNED...

That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through it. That I could change so much and barely realize it. That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways. That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up. That every clock on campus shows a different time. That if you were smart in high school, so what? That I would go to a party the night before a final. That you can know everything and fail a test. That you can know nothing and ace a test. That Home is a great place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. That most of my education would be obtained outside of class. That friendship is more than getting drunk together. That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about. That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination. That Psychology is really Biology, Biology is really Chemistry, Chemistry is really Physics and Physics is really Math. That my parents would become so much smarter in the last few years.