2002/11/06

More cleaning out of the mailbox:

Top Ten Reasons why University is like Preschool (with corrections):

10. You cry for your mother.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
8. Snack time is a necessity.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like (Jen's note: this is so me).
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
4. You never eat what you are supposed to eat, and eat what you're not supposed to eat.
3. Playing in the rain is a completely legitimate activity.
2. You take naps.
1. You can't remember all of your classmates' names.


You know you've been in University too long when...

A Kilometre is not too far to walk for a party.
You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
You'd rather clean than study (isn't that weird?).
You utter "Damn! How did it get so late!" at least once a night.
Often you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal.
Minesweeper (Snood, Counter Strike, or solitaire) is more than a game - it's a way of life.
You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.
You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
You live for getting your mail, even junk mail.
Looking out the window is another form of entertainment (so true!).
Prank phone calls become funny again.
It feels weird to take a shower without shoes.
You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
Black lights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
Rearranging your room is your favourite pastime.
Your only source of money is Meal Points.
The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (what's a weekend? That's when fewer people are at work, right?).

Good notes from today:
A guy winked at me in the Rideau Centre, so he got a smile.
The teller at the bank waived the fees on two of my money orders, so I saved $10.
My prof gave me an extension on my Public Relations paper; I may not use it, but I have it.

Otherwise, the day was pretty quiet. :)

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