As promised, the infamous quotes:

"I've never seen a restaurant with so much cock on the menu."

"Can't we ever have a family friendly conversation?"

"Dude, do I look like Saddam Hussein, giving away my fries?"

Those are from three different people... and if they piss me off -- or not worship me in the manner to which I am accustomed -- I will reveal who said which. 'Cause I know, believe me. :)