Late night conversation, TO THE MAX:

Me: FUCK OFF AND DIE ASSMONKEY
Me: Then have sex with me. Woo, sex!
Friend: You don't end your sentences with a space, then a period, then a comma, then another period for good measure, do you?
Friend: I *wish*!
Me: Yeah, i do.
Friend: Besides, you're the hotness.
Me: For fun and hotness.
Me: Oooh... together
Friend: =)
Friend: Stop a-teasin' me, damnit.
Friend: *hard on*
Me: *rofl*
Friend: *to the X-TREEEEMMMM*
Me: Nono, if I were teasing you, I'd tell you what I'd do with a hardon.
Me: Smack it with a frying pan!
Friend: Wow; that's *hot*.
Me: I know :)
Friend: *frying pan*

*extreme satisfaction*
Me: *rofl*
Friend: And with that, I go to bed. To cry. And masturbate.