Is it just me, or is vaguely pathetic that the President of the United States of America -- purportedly the most powerful man in the world -- has on at least a few occasions learned the extent of some horrible thing or another on television? Or he says he didn't realize the extent of whatever it is until he saw it on television?

And thus concludes my political commentary. Back on track: boys suck, I give up, it's on to celibacy and/or lesbianism for me, whichever comes first. Have a nice day.