Okay, a friend of mine sent me this pic earlier this evening, and we were trying to figure out what in the heck the "lavender" object is meant to represent. We (okay, I) can identify some of them as womenly bits and bums and such, but the one with the horizontal slot has us baffled.

My best guesses? A Muppet mouth, or a disk drive. If you have a better idea or funnier suggestion, please fill out the comments section. :)