Late night conversations rock:

Me: I'm giving you the same kind of advice that I'd give anyone who was asking me TOTALLY VAGUE questions. ;)
Friend: *laugh* Well what do you want? :) Angles and measurements? :)
If my penis is leaving New York at 3am travelling at a speed of 300knots, and her Vagina is in San Diego but won't be wet until 6:30....

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