Every now and then I'm witty...

In conversation, referring to living at home and not being able to exercise full dirty monkey sex abilities:

He: Actually, we've been pretty restrained at the [household] casbah.
Me: Ah, the joys of living alone... ;)
Me: Restraints are only needed if you're in the mood for 'em!
Me: *ba-dump*
He: (laugh) A hit! A very palpable hit, I do confess! Five points for Powryndor ;)
He: *dance*

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