Have you ever done something so awesome that you want to tell everyone, but at the same time you suspect that they're tired of you revealing too much or just don't want to hear it?

I called up someone (probably the one who would most appreciate it) and left a voice mail of me masturbating and finally having an orgasm. It's kinda hard to do when you're nervous and worried that the machine is going to cut you off at any time.

I did giggle a bit before I hung up... that ties in a bit to his complaint about the giggle I have in mid-sentence on my work machine.


CeltiX said...

You DO know I have voice mail, right? ;)

Jen said...

Yeah, but if you're like him, you won't even listen to the whole thing! *pout*

Anonymous said...

She was right, fucking fantastic. Five times and it's still worth listening to.